From The Roundhole

Dead animals are not good decorations. I simply do not understand this. I even saw a man pick up a free dead animal at a garage sale stating "This will look good on the wall eh?" Geezus!

And another thing. Tractor tires are not good decorations either. I have seen plenty of houses with big tractor tires, and for some odd reason they are always painted green, at the end of peoples driveways. The other day I saw a house with a huge wooden structure out front and two (painted green) tractor tires that had been hoisted up on poles on either side of the driveway. They were huge. Someone actually planned and paid to have this happen.